Tuesday 29 January 2019

By-election watch: Nominations night

That's right, folks, it's the 29th of January, 2019, and it's nominations day for the town by-election that's set to fill the seat previously held by the dearly departed Richard Rondel.

In the time since my last by-election post, the number of candidates has jumped from three to nine. We've got some arrogant no-hopers, some semi-decent progressives, and an accomplice to occupation and cultural genocide. Let's take a look.

First off, we've got the three who were first to announce, who I covered in my previous post - Geraint Jennings, Andrea Mallett and Gordon Troy. Jennings is a Jèrriais activist and progressive vote-splitter, Mallett is a fairly harmless-looking festival organiser, and Troy is a standard, Shenton-Troy family, out-of-touch relic of the 1980s, when all you had to do to get rich in Jersey was take a job in a local bank and help hide the stolen hordes of African despots and international terrorists. Jennings and Troy have both ran and lost before - none of the three have a substantial chance of winning the seat. There's not much more to say on those three: if you're interested, you can check out a previous post which dealt with this lot in detail here.

Next up is the guy that local "cynical old man" act and Blairite agitator Andy Jones likes to refer to as "one half of JAG" - John Baker, the chairman of the principles-free pseudo-libertarian gang known as the Jersey Action Group. Having established a reputation for loud and incessant complaining at the Future Hospital project's community outreach sessions and aligned himself with such steadfast allies as former deputy and erstwhile night thief Sean Power, Baker has now decided to throw his hat into the ring and run for deputy, and there's a disturbingly high chance he'll end up getting it. I might disagree with Baker on a whole host of issues, but he isn't stupid, and him and Power have, via JAG, built up a fairly substantial movement of hospital obsessives, Jersey Lifeboat Association fellow travelers and whoever they can pick up with a fairly generic anti-Parker, "anti-establishment" (at least, that's how they see it) line. Jersey has a fairly heavy constituency of cranks, and an corresponding community of "bloke you could have a beer with" conmen - Baker is, for better or for worse, the latest manifestation thus.

Number five, and we've got disability campaigner Anthony Lewis. On the face of it, he seems like a nice bloke about whom there isn't much to say, and, before I looked into his manifesto, I really didn't have much of a frame of reference as to what he really stands for. It's less generic than I expected. His manifesto from May last year, when he stood for senator, supports the creation of a Minister for Equality, an Environment Department completely separated from Planning, investment in recycling, electric public transport, cycle paths and a requirement for all newly constructed homes to have solar panels. It goes without saying that he is but one guy, with no party or other political structure behind him to back him up and help him achieve all this, and he's certainly no revolutionary, but he's a man with the right spirit, and that's something I can respect.

Next on the list is business consultant and "executive coach" Inna Gardiner.

Hoo boy.

Gardiner is a former employee of the Israeli Ministry of Education in the occupied city of Jerusalem. Any leftist worth their salt should know that the entire Israeli state apparatus is a settler-colonial death machine which works tirelessly to systematically enslave, oppress and ultimately expel or exterminate the Palestinian people, and the Ministry of Education is no different. Schools in Israel's Palestinian bantustan (the Palestinian National Authority) are woefully underfunded, and so, never one to pass up an opportunity to extinguish Palestinian culture, the Ministry of Education offers Palestinian schools extra money out of Israel's education budget if they agree to teach the Israeli school curriculum. Faced with god-awful funding from the puppet government in Ramallah and young Palestinian school leavers who can't find employment in the Israeli jobs market (80% of Jerusalemite Palestinians live below the poverty line and only 40% are employed), schools sign on, leading to a bizarre and tragic situation where Palestinian teachers are teaching Palestinian kids to view the genocidal mass expulsion of Palestinian Arabs from the land of Palestine during the Zionist invasion of 1948 as a valiant independence war for a haven for the much-persecuted Jews and Palestinian teenagers are doing exams on Israel's founding fathers and the history of Zionism. A culture that doesn't know its own history doesn't last very long - this policy, among many others, is simply one facet of the countless policies deployed by the Israeli government to grind down and destroy the Palestinian people.

Anyone who thought it was remotely acceptable to even engage with an organization and a government which engages in this kind of blatantly genocidal policy is deserving of far more than simply not receiving your vote. I'd advise anyone who even pretends to care about human rights and cultural preservation to refuse to touch her with a ten-foot pole.

Speaking of which, Nick le Cornu is standing again!

I genuinely admire Nick, and respect him for the consistent fighting for the rights of workers and for democratic reform that he's done over the past few decades. He's a committed socialist, the most radical of all the candidates, and he's regularly victimised by the state media and by the establishment-controlled courts because he asks all the right questions and doesn't give up easily. I've got no doubt that he'd be an absolutely class States member, and I'd love to actually endorse him.

However, he's also the candidate with the most established baggage, to the extent that it makes him kinda hard to support. Most people who know the name Nick le Cornu will be aware of the "Kristina Moore incident", a 2014 spat which saw NLC expelled from Reform Jersey after he accused Moore, the island's most popular politician in terms of number of votes, of faking cancer. Obviously, not a fantastic look, and NLC's decision to double down on it and claim he only lost the subsequent election due to a black hat establishment campaign to destroy his public image didn't make things much better. Obviously, he WAS the subject of a state media smear campaign - all progressive candidates are in Jersey - but that doesn't wash away the fact that he, to this day, refuses to really accept that accusing a cancer survivor of faking it wasn't very nice. The fact that, ever since the incident, he's been too proud to admit his errors and self-criticise makes him a pretty difficult candidate.

That said, nobody should ever be solely judged on one incident alone. Nick is a consistent anti-corruption, anti-oligarchy, anti-establishment campaigner who has fought for ordinary people for years and been treated like shit for it. If Reform Jersey aren't your bag, I'd say that le Cornu is your best bet.

Which, of course, brings us to Reform Jersey's candidate, Lyndsay Feltham. Full disclosure - I'd never heard of her before her candidacy was announced. From Reform's official communiques, she went to Le Rocquier and Hautlieu, she has a masters in Cultural and Media Studies, she's one of the few candidates who actually lives in the district and she's worked as a civil servant for 12 years, in Jersey and in Western Australia. I don't know her, and I can't vouch for either personality or principles, but, in Feltham's case, that isn't the point. The main thing which separates Lyndsay Feltham from every other candidate standing in this by-election is the fact that behind her is a political party, with a detailed 40-page manifesto, five members already in the States Assembly and a capacity to deliver which far outstrips any independent politician you care to name, and, at the end of the day, that's where this really matters. I like Geraint's consistent stand for the preservation of Jèrriais, I like NLC's commitment to a real socialist alternative, I like Ant Lewis' stauch environmentalism, but, when all is said and done, it's an indisputable fact that independent politicians with bright ideas don't tend to achieve much in the States, and usually end up either ground down and co-opted by the establishment or as a lone voice piping up from the back to speak to an establishment-dominated Assembly that doesn't take you seriously (that's you, Higgins). Anyone who reads this blog often will know full well that social democracy is hardly my cup of tea, but the revolutionary situation in these isles is hardly red-hot right now, and Reform are the only group who really have any capacity to change people's lives for the better.

With all that said, I can't exactly say I'm particularly hopeful for this by-election. With three broadly progressive candidates, and a host of others, it seems like the progressive vote will, as ever, be sliced and diced between three candidates, causing them all to fail and yet another reactionary voice to find their place on the Assembly's benches. Another day in the depressing meat grinder that is left-wing politics in Jersey, eh?

Time'll tell, I guess.

Saturday 12 January 2019

No magic money tree?















"Your average person in Jersey looks upon the island's political system, particularly over the past two weeks, as a total sham.... we are ruled by a government that is totally incompetent." - Deputy Montfort Tadier, 2008

"And Jesus said, “Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.”" - Luke 23:34

We are ruled by idiots. 

A simplistic conclusion, perhaps, but one I've found myself increasingly unable to not draw after the events of this week in the long-running saga over public sector pay.  

On Monday, it was announced by public sector unions that they're going back on strike. Customs and Immigration officers won't be turning up on Monday morning, followed by civil servants on Tuesday. Teaching assistants will be walking out for two-and-a-half hours on Monday morning, and civil servants have been ordered to stop accepting paid overtime. No more pussy-footing around with two-hour walk-outs. 

On Tuesday, both nursing unions voted to reject the States' final offer, a derisory below-inflation rise of 3%. Threatening industrial action, the unions said that "nursing staff have had enough of being devalued", "there will be no staff for this building if the concerns of nursing staff are not addressed" and "there needs to be recognition that this includes their staff, who, having been continuously undervalued, have experienced an ongoing detrimental impact on both morale and mental health."

Ouch. 

On Wednesday, our esteemed Chief Minister reacted to the news that another batch of public sector workers had told him and Charlie where they could stick it by tossing out everyone's favourite Prime Minister's election spiel, saying that there's "no magic money tree" and that a pay rise for nurses that met the cost of living would mean that taxes would have to go up. Oh, the horror! Functioning public services, what kind of nerds have those? We literally don't have a corporate tax rate - ultra-rich "high value residents" are paying 1% on most of their yearly earnings, while the working and middle classes get squeezed and squeezed forever. Gosh, it's almost like we live in a tax haven which requires comprehensive tax reform!

On Thursday, our wonderful Connétable de Saint Ouën, Richard Buchanan, unconvincingly claimed that the States Employment Board doesn't feel "any pressure" to appoint a new chair, nearly a month after Tracey Vallois finally cracked and resigned her post as the head of the SEB. Yeah, no need to worry, lads, I'm sure it'll all work out fine. It's not like the board is going through its toughest period EVER, or anything like that. Don't you worry. Everything is OK. We're doing fine. Ignorance is strength. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. 

Obviously, this sort of rank idiocy in the face of crisis hasn't been well-received even by the armchair overseers of the Corporate Services Scrutiny Panel, who have summoned the Chief Minister to a hearing in order to discuss why Richard Buchanan is such an intransigent moron why the board responsible for overseeing the most live issue on the island's political scene right now hasn't actually got anyone to chair it. 

Also on Thursday, our friends the States FOI team published a lovely response to a question on the rolling monthly cost of Parker's interim directors, which you can read here. Total monthly cost, plus expenses: £389,600 a month. A report released the day before informed us that, for example, Anthony McKeever, the interim director of Health and Community Services, is pocketing £27K a month. 

No magic money tree, right?

Who actually signs this stuff off? Who can we hold responsible for deciding that £27K was anything near a remotely reasonable monthly cost for one bloke? 

It's beginning to feel like the rolling incompetence, poor attitudes and general lack of serious from the States over the last few months in relation to the civil service problem is starting to come to a head. They don't have any options left. John le Fondré is many things, but stupid isn't one of them, so he must realise that he doesn't have a way out of this. The strikes will go ahead next week, and then they'll get worse, and then they'll get really, really bad, and then government on this island will effectively cease to function, because the unions aren't playing around anymore. The government has no cards left to play - the argument that "there's no more money" has long been exposed as a fraud, and the government's negotiations with union officials ground to a screeching halt the moment the government declared their pay offer final. 

So, what's the plan, lads? What's the grand strategy?

Cave in to all of the unions' demands? 

Screech about how there's no money left until the end of time?

Or simply bugger off back to Angliétèrre and trouser all the cash?

Can't exactly say I'm keen to find out. 

Thursday 3 January 2019

By-election watch: the score so far

It's three and a half weeks until the nominations meeting at the Town Hall to see which fine and friendly faces from the local community will be contesting the seat previously held by the late Richard Rondel, and, with today's rag giving us a short update on the folks that've put themselves forward, I thought I'd take stock and do a little who's who of who we've got so far.

First up, we've got established townie, Procureur du Bien Public, fluent Russian speaker, Jèrriais activist, winner of the 2007 and 2008 Fête Nouormande prizes for the best short story in Norman and mastermind of the St. Helier cycling strategy,  52-year-old Mr. Geraint Jennings. A former member of the Jersey Green Party (along with Stuart Syvret), Jennings has been trying without success to gain a seat in the States for the last 27 years, including at the last election in May. Running on a platform of "balance of healthy environment, strong economy, and everyday opportunity" most of his manifesto is that same recycled "population, environment, business" shtick that even the best candidates (which Geraint, in this case, very well might be) pack their manifestos with. I'm attracted to him, then, for two reasons.

Firstly, unlike far too many people, he actually takes Jèrriais seriously. He speaks Jèrriais, he's an active member of the Société Jersiaise and he writes in Jèrriais for both the rag and his own website. We live at a critical juncture in terms of Jèrriais policy - how seriously the government takes conservation in the next few years will make the difference between extinction and renaissance, and, for the sake of our cultural independence, renaissance MUST be the road we go down.

Secondly, he wants to devolve by-law powers to a reformed municipal administration in town. I bang on about this a lot, but giving parish administrations powers to actually do something meaningful (as opposed to what we have now, where in most parishes a small clique of grandees sitting around discussing potholes) is critical to reviving the parish system and giving a new lease of life to parish democracy - voting for people who take this stuff seriously is important.

So, that's Geraint. If you don't like Reform, or they don't put up a candidate, probably vote for him.

Next up is designated Shenton-Troy family sockpuppet, finance sector suck-up and incoherent moron, Gordon George Troy. He also stood in May in the senatorials, coming a resounding 13th place (just above Bernard Cribbins look-alike Frank Luce, greasy-spoon cafe owner Gino "put all employment laws into the dustbin" Risoli, and twin clowns Phil Maguire and Stevie Ocean) - a less than surprising result, considering his god-awful performance at the hustings. Troy's manifesto from May is Tel Boy-levels of incoherent and meaningless - either his writing skills are akin to a twelve-year-old or he viewed the voters with such contempt that he didn't bother to write anything substantial - and it's very clear from reading it that he comes from a much older breed of Jersey politician. It doesn't contain a single sentence of policy on economic diversification, child abuse, rents, or any other issue affecting Jersey today - Troy instead chooses to bang on about how amazing the finance industry is, and about his "30 year's (sic) business experience".

There's not really much more to say about Troy. He's self-evidently an out-of-touch idiot who wouldn't know a real political issue if it slapped him in the face and who has been put up to standing by Ben or whichever other particular made man of the Shenton-Troy mafia.

That brings us to the third man - or rather, woman - planning to contest the seat, and it's a name we haven't heard in the political sphere; Andrea Talibard-Mallet. Her only real claim to fame is bungling a chance to win £58,000 back when she was on the BBC version of "1 vs 100" in 2006. Given that her main agenda seems to be, er, copying off the dead ("The late Deputy Richard Rondel is such a great loss and his shoes are impossible to fill, but I am determined to see his vision for the regeneration of the district and St Helier come to fruition, as well as being a voice for the people of Jersey on so many issues that we face together."), I'm not exactly bowled over, but I guess we wait and see what she's got to offer. She can't be a complete idiot, right? Right?

Still, there's an elephant in the room.

Who is Reform Jersey planning on standing in St. Helier No. 3/4?

In May, they put up three candidates - Anne Southern, Mary Ayling-Philip and Julian Rogers, coming 7th, 8th and 9th respectively out of a ten-horse race. Not exactly a ringing endorsement, but they'll likely be dealing with a smaller pool of candidates this time, and they've got the pick of the litter when it comes to deciding which one of their 18 candidates from last time round will be contesting the by-election. Reform's campaign suffered the last time around because the political right was able to construct a narrative of a bunch of hangers-on who only stood for Reform because they wanted support from a party - whether that's true or not, it's an image problem that Reform must avoid this time round. It's critical that the person put up to contest this thing is a principled socialist.

I guess we'll see in the coming weeks.